"I do maintenance on this craft and have been here for nearly eight years. She is called the Alfred Benson. Apparently she was named after someone at Kirgallon Fleet corporate who was later, after the naming, disgraced for fondling children. One would think they would change the name of this craft. I hear he changed his and lived happily ever after on another planet for an additional fourteen years."
This passage is from the seed entitled Frank Samuels, Maintenance Man